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Apr. 30th, 2004 @ 03:33 am
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Once more pulled from the depths of my space prison, I ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) captian_xenu has been brought forth to deliver swift punnishment upon those that deserve it.
But first, who wants cake?
Xenu's Teegeeack Upper Volcano Crust Carrot Cake
Cake ingredients:
2 cups sugar 4 eggs 1 cup canola oil 4 cups grated carrots 2 cups sifted flour 2 teaspoons baking soda 1 tablespoon cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
Icing ingredients:
1/2 stick butter, softened 8 ounces cream cheese, softened to room temperature 1 teaspoon vanilla 16-ounce box powdered sugar, sifted
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. In large bowl of a mixer beat sugar and eggs on medium-high speed for 2 minutes.
Add oil and beat just enough to combine. Add carrots, beating briefly to blend. Sift together flour, soda, cinnamon, salt and nutmeg. Add dry ingredients all at once to carrot mixture. Beat just to combine. Grease and flour three 9-inch round cake pans. Pour batter into cake pans, dividing equally among the three pans.
Bake at 350 degrees F for 20-30 minutes. Remove from oven and allow cakes to cool before removing from pans.
In a small bowl cream butter until light and fluffy. Add cream cheese and beat until smooth. Beat in vanilla.
Carefully add sifted powdered sugar to cream cheese with mixer running. Beat until well combined. Place one round of cake on a cake plate and spread icing over top.
Put second layer of cake in place and spread icing over top. Put third layer of cake in place and ice top and sides of cake with remaining icing.
Serves 12. |
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Dec. 31st, 2003 @ 12:46 pm
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Your god may or may not be a cockmonger!
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) debate!
I say that he is.
subdebate, am I a catchphrase pirate, or does this count as sampling? |
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Oct. 3rd, 2003 @ 10:28 am
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Name: captian_xenu
Alias(es): Xenu, The Cap'n
Place of Origin: A galaxy far far away in a time long long ago...
Ethnicity: Galactic overlord
Hair: None
Eyes: Freaking huge
Blood Type: Green
Complexion: Kinda Greyish Green
Temper: Like a volcanoe
Build: Wirey, like Mr. Gone from the Maxx
Sign: Dollar
Weapon(s): volcanoe and h-bombs
Photo Evidence Last Seen: pimpin my way around the Sea Org.
Talents: Manipulation, ballet, swindling, writing, yoga, and pottery.
Turn Ons: money, gullible people, huge boobs.
Favorite Quote(s): "I bet you twenty dollars you couldn't start a cult."
Enemies: Common sense, poor people
WARNING: He's too much man for you! |
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Jul. 31st, 2003 @ 02:23 pm
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F is for Fan-Fucking-tastic
Or not. I guess I'll have to change stuff so I can be a better journaler... |
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Jul. 30th, 2003 @ 04:47 pm
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Woo Hoo, sxe loves fascist police states!
Jul. 22nd, 2003 @ 06:53 pm
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I have noticed that people lately have been fucking up my name.
It's captian_xenu
I am not some nutsack in the Navy, I don't own a sail boat, I am not a captain.
It's IA as in "IA! IA! Cthulhu Pthagha"
Yes, that's right kids, I am a Great Old One, just like the Cthulhu. I'm just a little more powerful than he is. And by a little, I mean infinately more powerful.
Jul. 22nd, 2003 @ 04:49 pm
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Why oh why did they have to ban me?
Anyways, Oh, yeah, I got some ass excercises for her.
Jul. 15th, 2003 @ 05:06 pm
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</marquee>
Oh wait, you guys are serious?
Why, that's even funnier!
Jul. 15th, 2003 @ 01:42 pm
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HOLY FUCK!!!
I was actually banned from pro_ana those thin bastards!!!
I'm tempted to go all mrflagg on them and make hundreds of journals with which to assualt them.
Jul. 9th, 2003 @ 10:33 pm
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( dagnabbit )
Jul. 9th, 2003 @ 11:29 am
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Jun. 24th, 2003 @ 04:33 pm
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they don't like me
and this is pretty funny also...
Jun. 20th, 2003 @ 11:35 am
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Perhaps it is time for my dramatic return to debate after all, with glory_2_god gone, and bloodyink banned, someone has to keep up with the mindless ignorant trolling...
Jun. 15th, 2003 @ 12:15 am
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[Error: Can't use an undefined value as a HASH reference at (eval 288) line 112. ]
I am captian_xenu I will use a HASH reference where ever the hell I want. Now let me reply damn you.
May. 2nd, 2003 @ 03:30 pm
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Or at least that's where I would end up if I didn't just make up your religion after a night of way too much opium.
Apr. 30th, 2003 @ 11:26 pm
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She understands me, and through her breasts, all of you clams shall fall in line...
Apr. 30th, 2003 @ 09:22 pm
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I Captian Xenu have started my journal.
Fear me for I shall throw all of you into a volcano.
Apr. 30th, 2003 @ 07:47 pm
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